Friday, March 13, 2009
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
I licked my sister. On you car, because I'm cool like that.
Spring Break
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Human interest story
Surprise! Eighth baby marks small miracle
By ANAHAD O'CONNOR, New York Times
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BELLFLOWER, CALIF. - Dr. Harold Henry and his colleagues had followed their patient for 10 weeks, and knew just what to expect. The woman was carrying seven babies. Multiple ultrasounds confirmed it every time: 7 heads, 7 spines and 28 limbs, all packed into a space typically only several centimeters in diameter.
As the date approached, a team of 46 doctors, nurses and surgical assistants at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center held two practice dry runs. They didn't want any surprises.
But they got one anyway Monday during the delivery. After the seventh baby was plucked from the womb, an assistant announced that he felt another foot. "Quit joking," Henry shot back.
When the assistant insisted this was no joke, Henry reached in and confirmed it. "That's when the room all of a sudden became quiet," Henry said. "Everyone was in shock, including mom herself. She just couldn't believe it."
Baby No. 8 marked a small miracle. For only the second time in recorded U.S. history, a woman had given birth to live octuplets. The odds of being struck by lightning are better.
The mother reacted calmly, said Dr. Jalil Riazi, an anesthesiologist. "Her question was, 'Really, an eighth baby? How did we miss that baby?'" he said.
It only took five minutes -- from 10:43 a.m. to 10:48 a.m. -- for all six boys and two girls, dubbed letters A-through-H, to be delivered by Caesarean section and processed through an assembly line of medical workers.